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What if

you ate only foods that started with the letter “H”?

City.

Good morning!

What if

God stole your kneecaps and used them to create a race of miniature dolphins that live in Lake Erie?

14 days!

(photo from here)

What if

you lost hearing in your left ear every Tuesday at 2:17 pm?

City.

What if

you got superpowers for 24 hours after every dentist visit?